dont hit men!!!!
dont him women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes
quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”
Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot